The Funeral Home

"I meant some wacko might come by, barge in, and see you eating them. Then they just might suspect." she said, remembering the nutcase that came by earlier

"I could just...dispose of them." she said lightly

Laurie gave Fang a glare, unlike any other.
"No.." she said firmly.

"Awww, please?" Fang wheedled "It'll save us on ...uh...food money!'' she said, not knowing the right word (that being grocery}

"Fang..really, we're trying to blend in. People are gonna start saying, 'Get a rope!' f they see us dumping a kicking body off into a grave."

Fang cocked an eyebrow

"Hate to break it to ya, but kicking bodies off into graves is kinda my job." she said, fighting off a smile

"I said, kicking, meaning LIVE people." she snapped back, having a small smirk on her face.

"Tomatoe/tomahto." she said with a shrug

"My point is, I'm gonna kick people into graves, so whatever"

Laurie rolled ehr eyes and went on with her duties, organizing things and such, waiting for someone to come by with a dead person.

[THat just sounds funny...like a chop shop or somethign XD]

Fang organized her recently procured scalpels on the table

[Ok, do we wait for someone to get on to RP with us with a dead person? or do it ourselves? XD]

[uhh, Iddaknow...wait...I guess...]

then a man came in with an old person on his back "need yall to bury him" the man said

"what im not dead yet" the old man said

"your nearing the light youll b dead ne moment now" the man said

"actually im feelin quite better" the old man said

"maybe but you'll b stone dead in a moment" the man said "so can yal do it"

Fang was tempted to say yes, but said instead

"We have to have a dead guy. I don't see a dead guy."

"you dont wel hes on my shoulder" the man said

"what im not dead" the old man said

"youl b stone dead in a moment now shut up" the man said "come on just do me a favor" the man said then through some more coins on the desk

[they have a british accent im copying it off of the search for the holy grail...just club him on the head for the man]

Fang stared blankly at them

"I'm not a judge or anything like that, but the last time I checked, killing someone was against the law."

then the old crazy eyed hunchback dude came in "ippy ippy dugle doo KONGA!!" he shouted then raised a a club the other man let out a scream and then the crazy eyed man came down with the club on his head kiling him "hmm..errr durka flurgle old man loopey snoop diggedy dog ruffle"
then the hunchback left
"told him hed b dead in a moment" the man said then got his extra coins he had put down back and grabbed a mint then dropped the body adn left "just write old man on the head stone" he yelled back

Fang hoisted up the body despite her small frame

"What's with the hunchback guy?" she said, trying not to laugh at the phrases he's screamed, as the situation was quite morbid...

"Old Man. Eloquent. His parents must have thought about that name for a while." she thought, rolling her eyes and hauling out back to 'her space' as Laurie called it.

you could hear the hunchback mumbling in the distance

then kayu walked up "hey"

"Hi." Fang said, with a dead body over her shoulder. "Kinda busy, but what's new."

"nothin just came by to drop off these sandwhiches"

Fang thought about the sandwiches. And the deadweight on her shoulder.

"Thanks." she said. "Drop 'em off in there with Laurie, will ya. I've got my hands full with Old Man and Crazy Eyed Hunchback Bob."

"ok " he said laughing and went and dropped off the sandwiches

Fang watched Bob run around screamin OOGA SHAKA and sighed

She went inside the shack and put the dead body on the big table, and took out a scalpel

[lol]